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  • store: help wanted
  • me: *applies for job*
  • store: no not you

pemsylvania:

I JUST GOT YELLED AT BECAUSE A GARBAGE TRUCK DROVE BY AND I TOLD MY FRIEND HIS RIDE WAS HERE

(via barakatsbellybutton)

emmablackeru:

why you should be my friend

  1. I will talk about sex with you and not care in the slightest even if you have the most bizarre kinks I do not give a shit
  2. I will reblog your selfies no questions asked
  3. I will ask you questions on anon to make you look more popular
  4. nothing happens to me so you can talk about yourself forever.

(via spooksbarakat)

nickfuckface:

when ur having a casual conversation and it shit gets serious
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(via thelastflight-home)

ismcrback:

"i hate my chemical romance" i grumble to myself

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(via littleplanetpluto)